OMG YOU AND SANJI HAVE THE SAME FEAR. THIS IS TOTALLY A SIGN THAT YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE A MILLION BABIES WITH SWIRLY EYEBROWS AND ORANGE HAIR.

Zoro do you… Whats that word..? S-Ship us?

Gonna double that boy’s interest.. I’m too nice to him..

I thought you lifted Zoro’s debt because he did a favor for you.

I gave him a very small discount, but he still owes me a whole lot.

My duties also include making sure Luffy doesn’t recruit a zombie into the crew, making sure Zoro doesn’t get lost, and comforting a scared to death Chopper.

Swords just aren’t my thing, I’m not a close combat kind of fighter…

Besides, Zoro has to focus on being the worlds greatest swordsman! Training someone else might get in the way.  

I would win. I have won without trying on more than one occasion. The only one who can sort of compete with me is Zoro, and we usually run out of alcohol before we can figure out who won.

It just, I live with these guys and its really hard to imagine them kissing/being together like that… because they are my family. Its like imagining your two brothers making out. It’s really weird. 

We don’t ever let him lead intentionally.. Sometimes in a panic when we are running from marines he will accidentally get ahead of us. Usopp and I have this thing where we point it out to eachother if no one else notices so we can try and do some damage control.

Happy Birthday, Idiot.